How can anyone not have warmed to Heather Mills after her tear sodden interview on GMTV (31/10/07), where she admitted the media had gone to far in vilifying her. She broke down and opened her heart to a caring Fiona Phillips who also looked visibly shaken.
No Stop! The interview was a fudging* sham! She ended up comparing her situation to Princess Diana and The McCann’s, though she cleverly had a go at the Sun newspaper and brought up the crud* they did during the Hillsborough disaster, which led to most of Liverpool never buying the rag again, this was genius because of the link between Liverpool’s golden boy ‘Macca’! But then they let the cow* go on because the interview was Goldust and a great advert for them in the newspapers and TV with their cruddy* old logo splashed in the corner.
Fiona couldn’t get a bloody* word in at the beginning and every word she could muster said (a) crap and (b) made Heather worse. Unless Fiona’s bosses were screaming into her earpiece to let Heather go off on one? Even Heather’s Paul got it in up beatles rim a few times abet very subtly because she can’t really slag him off for the daughters sake. Heather made sure she started to cry and then her voice went all high pitch like she was trying to be strong. But she didn’t actually cry!
Then when they let her go mad after the break she put on crocodile tears again! I’d love a psychologist to analyze that interview, it would be fascinating to hear what they think studying her. God, you can put money on tomorrow’s papers picking at each and every word she said to check the accuracy. She’s gonna get it worse if she said things even slightly inaccurate.
Thankfully Andrew ‘The Pervert’ Marr didn’t try to hit on Heather with his winkie bouncing about, he kept well out of it. He knows she damaged goods many times over and even his tongue wouldn’t climb the mast to get into that old crows nest! (See what I did there!)
Just seen today papers and The Sun, Mail and Mirror have all gone front page with the story to varying degrees of insults. GMTV are loving it because even America have picked up on the story and shown clips on all their news and entertainment shows. Job done Heather!!!
*These word were origianlly really rude but I wrote this in a library and it wouln't let me publish it till I changed them! What's the world F-ing coming to when you can't bloody swear!
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