You are a twat! Why do you have to be so noisey! is it all those drugs you are taking and dealing?
Quote of the bard himself!
"Don't you fuckin mention my parents again! I'll fucking punch you in the jaw", as said to his girlfried who he has a kid with!
And very similar to what I heard a woman say to her toddler who was crying the other day!
"I ain't puttin up with this for another week! If you don't shut up I'm gonna hit you in the face!" Lovely woman, lovely area I live in!
Tuesday 30 October 2007
Is Trevor McDonut a lying git?
I took media studies around 14 years ago (before all these student dossers took it to get a quick A grade) and it defiantly changed the way I watch the news! When I was a kid sitting up the table having tea with Mum, Dad and my brother, as soon as the news came on about doom, gloom and the government, my parents would always discuss it but never in the cynical way that I and many others do today!
Media studies told me (when I was sober enough) to look at the news from other angles. No just to hear what is being said and accept it, but to look at the language being used and to take a closer look at the clips and or graphics used. Why might certain phrases be said, is the story being dumbed down? Is the story really a story or is it something politically motivated or is it even a distraction to another story that's trying to be buried?
Sometimes you listen to a story and at the end of it wonder what the hell it was about, was it actually saying anything? I’ve watched the news a few times and they’ve told me something that seems just like a statement and has no facts or anything to it!
Is the news programme your watching (which is of course unbiased) adding there own particular slant to a story, is it because of who they are siding with, does their boss have a political affiliation or are they owned by a big corporation who have their fingers in any other pies (i.e. Mr. Rupert Murdoch).
If there’s a photo telling one story, lie someone crying about there love life, see if there’s some more pictures showing an alternative, they might be surrounded but paparazzi and that’s upset them instead!
If you want some real ‘media’ fun watch the BBC news then flick over to ITV to see their version! Sometimes they’ll have the same lead story, but is the information the same?
Sometimes in the event of deaths, nobody knows how many people have died so they guess or cover over this factor and it spooky to watch the differences. Or is the information your hearing exactly the same. If it’s about a subject that you know about is it utter bollocks and you know they don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. This has happen recently when they slated Resistance fall of man for massacring people in a church, they just made shit up! And they always seem to get things very wrong when talking about films and computer games but to an outsider who doesn’t know it might seem very shocking or sensationalist as the media grabs for the better and better headlines.
You only have to look at the Madeleine story of recent and how it was reported in the papers to see how odd the media is! I won’t rant too much but the papers contradicted each other constantly and did everything to beat their rivals to information! One paper say’s she’s alive the other she’s dead. At first they support the McCann’s then they trash them! It was a great big farce and now they’ve turned on the Portuguese police!
Media studies told me (when I was sober enough) to look at the news from other angles. No just to hear what is being said and accept it, but to look at the language being used and to take a closer look at the clips and or graphics used. Why might certain phrases be said, is the story being dumbed down? Is the story really a story or is it something politically motivated or is it even a distraction to another story that's trying to be buried?
Sometimes you listen to a story and at the end of it wonder what the hell it was about, was it actually saying anything? I’ve watched the news a few times and they’ve told me something that seems just like a statement and has no facts or anything to it!
Is the news programme your watching (which is of course unbiased) adding there own particular slant to a story, is it because of who they are siding with, does their boss have a political affiliation or are they owned by a big corporation who have their fingers in any other pies (i.e. Mr. Rupert Murdoch).
If there’s a photo telling one story, lie someone crying about there love life, see if there’s some more pictures showing an alternative, they might be surrounded but paparazzi and that’s upset them instead!
If you want some real ‘media’ fun watch the BBC news then flick over to ITV to see their version! Sometimes they’ll have the same lead story, but is the information the same?
Sometimes in the event of deaths, nobody knows how many people have died so they guess or cover over this factor and it spooky to watch the differences. Or is the information your hearing exactly the same. If it’s about a subject that you know about is it utter bollocks and you know they don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. This has happen recently when they slated Resistance fall of man for massacring people in a church, they just made shit up! And they always seem to get things very wrong when talking about films and computer games but to an outsider who doesn’t know it might seem very shocking or sensationalist as the media grabs for the better and better headlines.
You only have to look at the Madeleine story of recent and how it was reported in the papers to see how odd the media is! I won’t rant too much but the papers contradicted each other constantly and did everything to beat their rivals to information! One paper say’s she’s alive the other she’s dead. At first they support the McCann’s then they trash them! It was a great big farce and now they’ve turned on the Portuguese police!
Heores Haters!
People who don’t watch Heroes because the science of time travel is all wrong1
Firstly common knowledge is we haven’t been able to achieve time travel yet so Hawkins and Einstein might be wrong? Remember when experts told us that the world was flat, how soon you fuckers forget! And some of you believe in Jesus, where’s the evidence? You can’t point at the Bible, it’s not exactly Jesus’ diary!
“Yesterday walked on water, you should have seen Judas’s face!”
“Went to Desert for 40 day’s and Christ, I thought I saw the devil! Maybe I stayed to long!”
“Got crucified! Dude how un-cool was that! Then I was resurrected again!
Must pray to dad about all that crazy shit to say how I’m doing now!
You know who you are, and secondly you watch Hollyoaks and how realistic is any of that shit! Fucking Tony!
Firstly common knowledge is we haven’t been able to achieve time travel yet so Hawkins and Einstein might be wrong? Remember when experts told us that the world was flat, how soon you fuckers forget! And some of you believe in Jesus, where’s the evidence? You can’t point at the Bible, it’s not exactly Jesus’ diary!
“Yesterday walked on water, you should have seen Judas’s face!”
“Went to Desert for 40 day’s and Christ, I thought I saw the devil! Maybe I stayed to long!”
“Got crucified! Dude how un-cool was that! Then I was resurrected again!
Must pray to dad about all that crazy shit to say how I’m doing now!
You know who you are, and secondly you watch Hollyoaks and how realistic is any of that shit! Fucking Tony!
I hate GMTV!
GMTV’s bit on Craig ‘Bo Selecta’ David was hilarious today! They did a quick video montage on his past with a voiceover stating that his first album was very successful and had ton’s of number ones, then mentioned his second album and his Sting collaboration then his third album and said nothing else about it! It was a shit album basically and didn’t do very well, and then they mentioned his new track and album.
Andrew ‘Pervert’ Marr kissed David’s butt and tried to be funny with him, and David’s dry non-existent wit came across in bucket loads. He also looked a bit porky not buff! He said he was going to do a few moves when he performed and looked more ‘Dad’ at a wedding than Justin ‘Timbo’ Timberlake.
Craig went on to say that he was really doing well money wise for his record company and that’s why he’s been allowed to sample songs and stuff from artists he really respects like David Bowie, Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder! Oh I thought people usually comeback with sampled records because they were doing shit and needed the use of a record people loved that and would hopefully encourage them to buy the song.
Andrew Marr is like a peeping tom to all the female guests, he should either just gets his binoculars out for a good look or just dry hump the bitched legs! He says some of the worst flirty lines ever! And when Fiona told him Helen Mirren and Michelle ‘Pied’ Pheiffer (see what I did there) obviously had the hots for him a few weeks back he almost shot his bolt! I thought the tennis pervert has a wife? If she left him it’s pretty reasonable to guess why! And if he mentions sports once more during the television review I’ll die.
Christ and if you saw Fiona ‘The Peoples Princess’ Phillips last week and didn’t vomit at her shaking her talons with ‘poor village darkies’ and being all tearful (she couldn’t fucking cry if you stabbed the bitch) and poking her fucking sympathetic beak into their problems by wearing an expensive white shirt and jeans (ala’ Diana)I’d be very friggin surprised! Way to blend in with the locals Fiona, I liked it when you put your haggard old claw around the old woman and said she was like your Grandma, didn’t kiss the bitch though did you ya fuckin hypocrite!
GMTV gives me tumors!
Andrew ‘Pervert’ Marr kissed David’s butt and tried to be funny with him, and David’s dry non-existent wit came across in bucket loads. He also looked a bit porky not buff! He said he was going to do a few moves when he performed and looked more ‘Dad’ at a wedding than Justin ‘Timbo’ Timberlake.
Craig went on to say that he was really doing well money wise for his record company and that’s why he’s been allowed to sample songs and stuff from artists he really respects like David Bowie, Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder! Oh I thought people usually comeback with sampled records because they were doing shit and needed the use of a record people loved that and would hopefully encourage them to buy the song.
Andrew Marr is like a peeping tom to all the female guests, he should either just gets his binoculars out for a good look or just dry hump the bitched legs! He says some of the worst flirty lines ever! And when Fiona told him Helen Mirren and Michelle ‘Pied’ Pheiffer (see what I did there) obviously had the hots for him a few weeks back he almost shot his bolt! I thought the tennis pervert has a wife? If she left him it’s pretty reasonable to guess why! And if he mentions sports once more during the television review I’ll die.
Christ and if you saw Fiona ‘The Peoples Princess’ Phillips last week and didn’t vomit at her shaking her talons with ‘poor village darkies’ and being all tearful (she couldn’t fucking cry if you stabbed the bitch) and poking her fucking sympathetic beak into their problems by wearing an expensive white shirt and jeans (ala’ Diana)I’d be very friggin surprised! Way to blend in with the locals Fiona, I liked it when you put your haggard old claw around the old woman and said she was like your Grandma, didn’t kiss the bitch though did you ya fuckin hypocrite!
GMTV gives me tumors!
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