Anne Widdecombe

Anne Widdecombe Versus! The return of the unpopular documentary series. Guaranteed to get you yelling at The TV an eating your sofa cushions.

1) Anne Widdecombe Versus – Dinosaurs.

Tonight Anne considers what can be done to address the problem of dinosaurs that flatly refuse to exist anymore. In addition to asking if T-Rex’s are “clever girls”, she visits Leicester where some scientists are being offered incentives in a bid to reintroduce dinosaurs back into society!

2) Anne Widdecombe Versus – Time.

Tonight Anne decides to confront time and force it to meet the parents of people who have lost their children to time and hopes to reduce it to tears through this and other bullying tactics.

3) Anne Widdecombe Versus – Anal Sex

Tonight Anne forces her tiny arse hole to suffer penetration just so it knows how painful and harmful anal sex really is! She explores both male and female penetration just for you the thick as pig shit public!

4) Anne Widdecombe Versus – The Volcano

After learning she has a brain cloud and only six months to live, Anne realizes she has been to scared to live properly, and accepts a challenge from magnate Graynamore: the inhabitants of a Polynesian island need a hero who will jump into a volcano to appease their gods; in return, Anne will get to live like a king and die like a woman, while Graynamore gets the rights to valuable mineral deposits!

Also in the series…

Anne Widdecombe Versus – Nelson Mandella
Anne Widdecombe Versus – Anne Widdecombe… to the Death!