Famous when Dead?

Jimmy Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Elvis. Amazingly talented musicians/singers! And yet the national news today is full of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty! Now Hendrix, Joplin and Morrison left a body of work before they passed on from drink/drug addictions so they deserved news coverage. Where as Winehouse and Doherty have done bugger all to satisfy their media coverage except for behaving like complete arses. It’s like the 80’s with the Boy George has 3 days to live headlines. At least he has always had something to say. Amy has a bird’s nest on her head and a manly way about her, she’s in the same school as ‘American’ now boring Joss Stone and Lily “Keith” Allen. They all have distinctive voices but don’t offer much talent! Don’t even get me screaming about Kate “Posh voice” Nash. She’s a toff slumming it!

Doherty might be known in the music press as having amazing talent and his guitar playing may be half decent (when there’s not a needle about) but he hasn’t proved talented enough to be this God like character. He might speak a bit like Marc Bolan but he’s to busy in court/rehab/back of a cop van to actually contribute some real music. So the ‘scabloid’ press might be making it new worthy because of his dating Moss and constant possession drug charges but he’s about as talented at the moment as Lindsey Lohan!

Now what amazing films has she done? Mean Girls, maybe, but Herbie and Freaky Friday a star do not make! She’s more known for flashing her hairless minge and doing the hokey cokey whilst proclaiming she could fornicate with Jude Law and anyone else less fortunate!

Even Owen “Bloody” Wilson made the BBC1 headlines cause he may have tried to “off” himself (apparent suicide or cry for help or shaving/wrist accident! You decide!) Because his ex had been photographed snogging a Z-list MTV wanker!

“Man can you remember when Owen Wilson won that Oscar for Starsky and Hutch 2 and then followed it with Shanghai Days!”

“Yeah man! It totally rocked just like “You, Me and More Dupree!”

“Fucking-A dude! I liked Zoolander 2 – Zoo Harder!”

Any way, Pete and Amy get off the drugs or just end your lives now! If you don’t the papers will drive you to it!